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NAME:Unscheduled Thoughts
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X-WR-CALDESC:A little encouragement\, a little snark\, every few days. Mean
 s well\, mostly.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260101
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260102
SUMMARY:Take the walk. The problem will still be here\, but smaller.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-04-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260104
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260105
SUMMARY:Your future self called. Straight to voicemail\, as usual.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-06-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260106
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260107
SUMMARY:Free time status: busy being free of any actual plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-09-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260109
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260110
SUMMARY:The version of you from a year ago would be amazed. Really.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-12-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260112
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260113
SUMMARY:Eat something that wasn't invented by a vending machine.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-15-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260115
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260116
SUMMARY:Inbox zero is a myth\, like work-life balance and matching socks.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-18-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260118
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260119
SUMMARY:Someone scheduled a meeting to plan the meeting. It's meetings all 
 the way down.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-22-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260122
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260123
SUMMARY:Two minutes of tidying now\, one less sigh later.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-25-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260125
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260126
SUMMARY:You've earned a break from the thing you have not started.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-28-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260128
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260129
SUMMARY:Your 'out of office' is the most productive thing on the calendar.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-01-31-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260131
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260201
SUMMARY:Ask how you're actually doing\, then answer honestly. Just to you i
 s fine.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-02-03-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260203
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260204
SUMMARY:Put the phone down first. The scroll will wait. It's patient.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-02-05-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260205
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260206
SUMMARY:Wow\, a whole to-do list. Manifesting\, are we?
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-02-07-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260207
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260208
SUMMARY:Two events\, same slot\, again. The calendar can double-book\; you 
 can't.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-02-10-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260210
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260211
SUMMARY:Say the thing kindly. Future you hates unsent messages.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-02-13-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260213
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260214
SUMMARY:The plan was flawless until the part where you had to do it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-02-15-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260215
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260216
SUMMARY:That one Tuesday you rescheduled thinks it's special. It is.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-02-19-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260219
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260220
SUMMARY:Not every day needs a win. Some just need to be gotten through. Thi
 s counts.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-02-22-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260222
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260223
SUMMARY:Progress before perfect. Perfect isn't coming\; it RSVP'd no.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-02-26-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260226
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260227
SUMMARY:Reminder: 'I'll remember it' is not a system. It is a hope.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-01-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260301
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260302
SUMMARY:You RSVP'd yes to brunch and no to your responsibilities. Balanced.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-05-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260305
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260306
SUMMARY:You can do hard things. You can also do easy things first.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-08-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260308
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260309
SUMMARY:Multitasking: doing several things poorly at the same convenient ti
 me.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-11-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260311
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260312
SUMMARY:A 30-minute event\, 5 minutes of content\, and a lifetime of 'any q
 uestions?'
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-14-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260314
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260315
SUMMARY:Unclench your jaw. There\, that's the one.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-18-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260318
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260319
SUMMARY:Bold of that meeting to exist. Bolder of you to attend.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-21-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260321
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260322
SUMMARY:The calendar week starts on Monday or Sunday. Nobody's happy. That'
 s calendars.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-24-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260324
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260325
SUMMARY:You showed up. On the hard days\, that is the whole achievement.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-27-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260327
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260328
SUMMARY:Ask for the help. People like being useful\; let's find out.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-29-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260329
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260330
SUMMARY:You could start now\, or wait until it's a crisis. Dealer's choice.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-03-31-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260331
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260401
SUMMARY:"Gym" has repeated weekly since March. The event is the consistent 
 part.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-02-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260402
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260403
SUMMARY:Done is a lovely place. Visit it more often.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-04-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260404
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260405
SUMMARY:Impressive how 'quick task' has been open for eleven days.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-07-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260407
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260408
SUMMARY:All-day event. Like your to-do list. Forever.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-10-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260410
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260411
SUMMARY:Be kind to yourself. You are doing better than this calendar implie
 s.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-14-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260414
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260415
SUMMARY:Water the plant. It has fewer options than you do.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-17-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260417
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260418
SUMMARY:New week\, same you\, marginally better snacks. We take those.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-20-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260420
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260421
SUMMARY:Marked as free\, not busy. This note asks nothing of you. Unlike yo
 ur inbox.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-23-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260423
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260424
SUMMARY:Fresh air is free and suspiciously effective.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-27-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260427
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260428
SUMMARY:You said you'd 'circle back.' The circle is now a full lap track.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-04-30-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260430
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260501
SUMMARY:Reminder set for 10 minutes ago: you're already late in principle.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-03-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260503
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260504
SUMMARY:Made it to the end of the month. Low bar. Cleared it anyway. Proud 
 of you.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-05-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260505
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260506
SUMMARY:Write it down. Your brain is for thinking\, not storage.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-09-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260509
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260510
SUMMARY:Deadline: the ancient art of doing a week's work in an afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-12-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260512
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260513
SUMMARY:Your busiest day is marked 'tentative.' Emotionally accurate.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-14-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260514
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260515
SUMMARY:Go to bed. The internet will regenerate overnight.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-18-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260518
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260519
SUMMARY:You're one 'per my last email' away from your final form.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-20-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260520
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260521
SUMMARY:That invite has sat on 'needs a reply' for a week. Relatable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-22-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260522
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260523
SUMMARY:Celebrate the small win. The big one is made of these.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-24-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260524
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260525
SUMMARY:Self-care is great\, but have you tried doing the thing? Wild idea.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-27-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260527
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260528
SUMMARY:This one repeats until you deal with it. No end date. No mercy.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-05-30-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260530
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260531
SUMMARY:Whatever happened yesterday doesn't get a recurring event. Let it e
 nd.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-06-02-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260602
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260603
SUMMARY:Be a little brave before noon. It sets the tone.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-06-05-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260605
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260606
SUMMARY:Congratulations\, you found this note instead of the task. Classic.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-06-09-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260609
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260610
SUMMARY:Time zone check: it's 'too late' somewhere and 'not yet' in your he
 art.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-06-11-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260611
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260612
SUMMARY:Tomorrow-you would love a five-minute head start today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-06-14-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260614
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260615
SUMMARY:Your goals are in another castle. Again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-06-17-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260617
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260618
SUMMARY:You have a free hour. It got double-booked by two kinds of avoidanc
 e.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-06-20-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260620
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260621
SUMMARY:You've handled every worst day so far. Perfect record. Keep it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-06-24-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260624
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260625
SUMMARY:You survived every previous Monday. Solid track record.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-06-28-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260628
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260629
SUMMARY:Everything is fine. This is fine. The calendar is fine. You're fine
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-01-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260701
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260702
SUMMARY:Starts: now. Ends: whenever you stop scrolling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-04-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260704
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260705
SUMMARY:Pick the frog. Eat it first. Feel smug all afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-07-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260707
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260708
SUMMARY:Optimism is just a lack of information. Stay uninformed. Thrive.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-09-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260709
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260710
SUMMARY:Your 9am is recurring. So is your 8:55 panic. Beautiful symmetry.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-13-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260713
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260714
SUMMARY:The busy will pass. So will the quiet. Notice both while they last.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-16-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260716
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260717
SUMMARY:Fold the laundry off the chair. You know the chair.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-19-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260719
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260720
SUMMARY:You've opened this app three times to avoid one email. Efficient.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-21-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260721
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260722
SUMMARY:That 'quick sync' has no end time. A meeting that repeats forever.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-25-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260725
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260726
SUMMARY:Take the compliment. Just say thanks. Don't argue with it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-07-29-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260729
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260730
SUMMARY:Slow and steady wins the race\, unless the race was yesterday.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-02-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260802
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260803
SUMMARY:You declined the meeting but kept the dread. Bold move.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-05-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260805
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260806
SUMMARY:Momentum beats motivation. Start\; the feeling catches up.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-09-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260809
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260810
SUMMARY:You've got this. Statistically\, someone has to.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-11-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260811
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260812
SUMMARY:Monday to Friday\, every week. The weekend is the exception. Cheris
 h it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-14-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260814
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260815
SUMMARY:You don't have to earn rest. It's not a reward\, it's maintenance.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-18-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260818
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260819
SUMMARY:It's fine to do it badly the first time. That's how firsts work.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-20-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260820
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260821
SUMMARY:Nothing scheduled today. That was\, in fact\, the plan.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-23-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260823
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260824
SUMMARY:You set three reminders. You will ignore all three\, in order.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-27-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260827
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260828
SUMMARY:Breathe out longer than you breathe in. Sneaky little reset.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-08-30-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260830
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260831
SUMMARY:This note has no location\, because neither do your goals. Kidding.
  Mostly.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-09-02-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260902
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260903
SUMMARY:This block says 'focus time.' Your recurring meetings disagree.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-09-06-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260906
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260907
SUMMARY:Someone is glad you exist today\, and it isn't just the calendar.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-09-09-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260909
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260910
SUMMARY:You are not behind. Time is just ambitious.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-09-12-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260912
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260913
SUMMARY:Great news: expectations are low and you're clearing them.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-09-16-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260916
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260917
SUMMARY:Every calendar has one event titled just '???'. This is a safe spac
 e.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-09-19-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260919
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260920
SUMMARY:Small win: you opened the calendar instead of the news.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-09-22-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260922
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260923
SUMMARY:Believe in yourself. The bar is on the floor and you're a professio
 nal.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-09-25-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260925
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260926
SUMMARY:Leap day: the date your yearly reminders never know what to do with
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-09-28-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20260928
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20260929
SUMMARY:Slow days count too. Growing looks like nothing from the outside.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261001
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261002
SUMMARY:Drink water. Coffee is an argument\, not water.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-05-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261005
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261006
SUMMARY:Today's goal: fewer open loops than yesterday. High drama\, low sta
 kes.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-08-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261008
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261009
SUMMARY:Clocks change tonight. One hour of sleep\, gone. No undo.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-11-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261011
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261012
SUMMARY:You woke up on time. Let's not peak too early.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-14-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261014
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261015
SUMMARY:You are doing amazing\, per the very forgiving metric you chose.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-18-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261018
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261019
SUMMARY:Your event has 14 attendees and 0 decisions. Peak scheduling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-21-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261021
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261022
SUMMARY:Start the smallest possible version. The rest is negotiable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-25-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261025
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261026
SUMMARY:Progress is progress. Even the kind only you would call progress.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-28-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261028
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261029
SUMMARY:You color-coded the chaos. It's still chaos\, but it's aesthetic no
 w.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-10-31-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261031
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261101
SUMMARY:It's okay to close the laptop with things unfinished. There will be
  more.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-03-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261103
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261104
SUMMARY:Rest is on the schedule too. It's just badly attended.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-05-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261105
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261106
SUMMARY:You rescheduled it again. Bold. Committed. To not doing it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-08-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261108
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261109
SUMMARY:'Lunch' is the only non-negotiable recurring event. As it should be
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-11-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261111
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261112
SUMMARY:One thing today. The other things will keep. They always do.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-14-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261114
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261115
SUMMARY:A wise person once said 'later.' You've really run with that.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-17-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261117
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261118
SUMMARY:You accepted a 'maybe.' Schrodinger would like a word.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-20-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261120
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261121
SUMMARY:You are allowed to change the plan. The plan works for you\, not th
 e reverse.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-22-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261122
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261123
SUMMARY:Stretch. You're folded like a lawn chair again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-24-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261124
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261125
SUMMARY:Motivation is on its way. Stuck in the same traffic as your plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-27-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261127
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261128
SUMMARY:The all-hands has an agenda item called 'other.' Godspeed.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-11-29-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261129
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261130
SUMMARY:Reply to the message. It's been a draft since Tuesday.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-03-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261203
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261204
SUMMARY:Congrats on surviving a Monday that had the audacity to be a Tuesda
 y.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-06-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261206
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261207
SUMMARY:Your calendar and your energy are in different time zones today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-08-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261208
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261209
SUMMARY:Hard season? Shorten the to-do list\, not your patience with yourse
 lf.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-10-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261210
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261211
SUMMARY:Close six tabs. You will not miss them. Probably.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-13-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261213
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261214
SUMMARY:You're not procrastinating. You're pre-heating.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-17-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261217
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261218
SUMMARY:No guest list on this one. Just you\, being quietly cheered on.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-19-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261219
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261220
SUMMARY:You did the boring task. Nobody clapped. It still counted.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-22-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261222
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261223
SUMMARY:Ambitious of you to set an alarm you had no intention of respecting
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261224
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261225
SUMMARY:You moved the workout to 'later.' Later never got a date.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-28-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261228
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20261229
SUMMARY:Take the walk. The problem will still be here\, but smaller.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2026-12-31-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20260101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20261231
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270101
SUMMARY:Your future self called. Straight to voicemail\, as usual.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-03-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270103
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270104
SUMMARY:Two minutes of tidying now\, one less sigh later.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-06-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270106
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270107
SUMMARY:Today's goal: fewer open loops than yesterday. High drama\, low sta
 kes.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-09-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270109
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270110
SUMMARY:'Lunch' is the only non-negotiable recurring event. As it should be
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-11-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270111
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270112
SUMMARY:It's okay to close the laptop with things unfinished. There will be
  more.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-15-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270115
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270116
SUMMARY:Put the phone down first. The scroll will wait. It's patient.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-17-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270117
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270118
SUMMARY:You are doing amazing\, per the very forgiving metric you chose.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-20-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270120
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270121
SUMMARY:You accepted a 'maybe.' Schrodinger would like a word.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-23-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270123
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270124
SUMMARY:Say the thing kindly. Future you hates unsent messages.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-26-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270126
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270127
SUMMARY:Progress is progress. Even the kind only you would call progress.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-01-29-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270129
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270130
SUMMARY:The all-hands has an agenda item called 'other.' Godspeed.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-01-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270201
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270202
SUMMARY:You are allowed to change the plan. The plan works for you\, not th
 e reverse.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-03-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270203
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270204
SUMMARY:Progress before perfect. Perfect isn't coming\; it RSVP'd no.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-05-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270205
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270206
SUMMARY:You rescheduled it again. Bold. Committed. To not doing it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-09-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270209
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270210
SUMMARY:Your calendar and your energy are in different time zones today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-11-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270211
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270212
SUMMARY:You can do hard things. You can also do easy things first.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-13-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270213
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270214
SUMMARY:A wise person once said 'later.' You've really run with that.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-17-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270217
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270218
SUMMARY:No guest list on this one. Just you\, being quietly cheered on.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-20-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270220
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270221
SUMMARY:Hard season? Shorten the to-do list\, not your patience with yourse
 lf.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-22-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270222
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270223
SUMMARY:Unclench your jaw. There\, that's the one.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-25-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270225
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270226
SUMMARY:Motivation is on its way. Stuck in the same traffic as your plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-02-27-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270227
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270228
SUMMARY:You moved the workout to 'later.' Later never got a date.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270301
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270302
SUMMARY:Ask for the help. People like being useful\; let's find out.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-04-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270304
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270305
SUMMARY:Congrats on surviving a Monday that had the audacity to be a Tuesda
 y.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-07-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270307
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270308
SUMMARY:Free time status: busy being free of any actual plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-09-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270309
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270310
SUMMARY:Done is a lovely place. Visit it more often.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-13-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270313
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270314
SUMMARY:You're not procrastinating. You're pre-heating.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-15-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270315
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270316
SUMMARY:Someone scheduled a meeting to plan the meeting. It's meetings all 
 the way down.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-17-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270317
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270318
SUMMARY:The version of you from a year ago would be amazed. Really.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-19-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270319
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270320
SUMMARY:Water the plant. It has fewer options than you do.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-23-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270323
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270324
SUMMARY:Ambitious of you to set an alarm you had no intention of respecting
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-27-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270327
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270328
SUMMARY:Your 'out of office' is the most productive thing on the calendar.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-03-30-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270330
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270331
SUMMARY:Fresh air is free and suspiciously effective.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-02-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270402
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270403
SUMMARY:Your future self called. Straight to voicemail\, as usual.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-05-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270405
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270406
SUMMARY:Two events\, same slot\, again. The calendar can double-book\; you 
 can't.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-07-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270407
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270408
SUMMARY:Ask how you're actually doing\, then answer honestly. Just to you i
 s fine.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-09-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270409
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270410
SUMMARY:Write it down. Your brain is for thinking\, not storage.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-13-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270413
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270414
SUMMARY:Inbox zero is a myth\, like work-life balance and matching socks.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-16-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270416
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270417
SUMMARY:That one Tuesday you rescheduled thinks it's special. It is.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-20-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270420
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270421
SUMMARY:Go to bed. The internet will regenerate overnight.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-24-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270424
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270425
SUMMARY:You've earned a break from the thing you have not started.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-26-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270426
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270427
SUMMARY:You RSVP'd yes to brunch and no to your responsibilities. Balanced.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-04-29-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270429
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270430
SUMMARY:Not every day needs a win. Some just need to be gotten through. Thi
 s counts.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-02-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270502
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270503
SUMMARY:Celebrate the small win. The big one is made of these.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-05-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270505
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270506
SUMMARY:Wow\, a whole to-do list. Manifesting\, are we?
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-09-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270509
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270510
SUMMARY:A 30-minute event\, 5 minutes of content\, and a lifetime of 'any q
 uestions?'
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-11-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270511
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270512
SUMMARY:Be a little brave before noon. It sets the tone.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-14-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270514
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270515
SUMMARY:The plan was flawless until the part where you had to do it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-18-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270518
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270519
SUMMARY:The calendar week starts on Monday or Sunday. Nobody's happy. That'
 s calendars.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-20-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270520
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270521
SUMMARY:Tomorrow-you would love a five-minute head start today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-23-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270523
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270524
SUMMARY:Reminder: 'I'll remember it' is not a system. It is a hope.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-25-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270525
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270526
SUMMARY:"Gym" has repeated weekly since March. The event is the consistent 
 part.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-05-28-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270528
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270529
SUMMARY:You showed up. On the hard days\, that is the whole achievement.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270601
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270602
SUMMARY:You survived every previous Monday. Solid track record.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-03-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270603
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270604
SUMMARY:Multitasking: doing several things poorly at the same convenient ti
 me.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-06-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270606
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270607
SUMMARY:All-day event. Like your to-do list. Forever.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-09-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270609
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270610
SUMMARY:Pick the frog. Eat it first. Feel smug all afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-13-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270613
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270614
SUMMARY:Bold of that meeting to exist. Bolder of you to attend.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-15-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270615
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270616
SUMMARY:Marked as free\, not busy. This note asks nothing of you. Unlike yo
 ur inbox.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-17-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270617
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270618
SUMMARY:Be kind to yourself. You are doing better than this calendar implie
 s.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-21-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270621
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270622
SUMMARY:Fold the laundry off the chair. You know the chair.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-25-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270625
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270626
SUMMARY:You could start now\, or wait until it's a crisis. Dealer's choice.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-27-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270627
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270628
SUMMARY:Reminder set for 10 minutes ago: you're already late in principle.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-06-29-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270629
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270630
SUMMARY:Take the compliment. Just say thanks. Don't argue with it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-07-03-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270703
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270704
SUMMARY:Impressive how 'quick task' has been open for eleven days.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-07-06-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270706
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270707
SUMMARY:Your busiest day is marked 'tentative.' Emotionally accurate.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-07-09-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270709
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270710
SUMMARY:Made it to the end of the month. Low bar. Cleared it anyway. Proud 
 of you.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-07-12-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270712
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270713
SUMMARY:Momentum beats motivation. Start\; the feeling catches up.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-07-15-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270715
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270716
SUMMARY:New week\, same you\, marginally better snacks. We take those.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-07-19-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270719
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270720
SUMMARY:That invite has sat on 'needs a reply' for a week. Relatable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-07-21-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270721
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270722
SUMMARY:It's fine to do it badly the first time. That's how firsts work.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-07-24-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270724
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270725
SUMMARY:You said you'd 'circle back.' The circle is now a full lap track.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-07-28-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270728
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270729
SUMMARY:This one repeats until you deal with it. No end date. No mercy.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270801
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270802
SUMMARY:Breathe out longer than you breathe in. Sneaky little reset.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-04-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270804
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270805
SUMMARY:Deadline: the ancient art of doing a week's work in an afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-07-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270807
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270808
SUMMARY:Time zone check: it's 'too late' somewhere and 'not yet' in your he
 art.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-10-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270810
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270811
SUMMARY:Whatever happened yesterday doesn't get a recurring event. Let it e
 nd.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-14-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270814
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270815
SUMMARY:You are not behind. Time is just ambitious.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-18-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270818
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270819
SUMMARY:You're one 'per my last email' away from your final form.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-20-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270820
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270821
SUMMARY:You have a free hour. It got double-booked by two kinds of avoidanc
 e.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-24-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270824
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270825
SUMMARY:Small win: you opened the calendar instead of the news.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-28-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270828
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270829
SUMMARY:Self-care is great\, but have you tried doing the thing? Wild idea.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-08-31-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270831
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270901
SUMMARY:Starts: now. Ends: whenever you stop scrolling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-09-03-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270903
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270904
SUMMARY:You've handled every worst day so far. Perfect record. Keep it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-09-07-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270907
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270908
SUMMARY:Drink water. Coffee is an argument\, not water.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-09-10-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270910
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270911
SUMMARY:Congratulations\, you found this note instead of the task. Classic.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-09-14-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270914
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270915
SUMMARY:Your 9am is recurring. So is your 8:55 panic. Beautiful symmetry.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-09-17-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270917
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270918
SUMMARY:You woke up on time. Let's not peak too early.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-09-20-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270920
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270921
SUMMARY:Your goals are in another castle. Again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-09-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270924
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270925
SUMMARY:That 'quick sync' has no end time. A meeting that repeats forever.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-09-27-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20270927
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20270928
SUMMARY:The busy will pass. So will the quiet. Notice both while they last.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271001
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271002
SUMMARY:Start the smallest possible version. The rest is negotiable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-05-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271005
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271006
SUMMARY:Everything is fine. This is fine. The calendar is fine. You're fine
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-08-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271008
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271009
SUMMARY:You declined the meeting but kept the dread. Bold move.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-10-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271010
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271011
SUMMARY:Rest is on the schedule too. It's just badly attended.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-14-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271014
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271015
SUMMARY:Optimism is just a lack of information. Stay uninformed. Thrive.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-17-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271017
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271018
SUMMARY:Monday to Friday\, every week. The weekend is the exception. Cheris
 h it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-20-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271020
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271021
SUMMARY:One thing today. The other things will keep. They always do.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-22-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271022
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271023
SUMMARY:You've opened this app three times to avoid one email. Efficient.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271024
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271025
SUMMARY:You set three reminders. You will ignore all three\, in order.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-26-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271026
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271027
SUMMARY:You don't have to earn rest. It's not a reward\, it's maintenance.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-10-30-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271030
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271031
SUMMARY:Stretch. You're folded like a lawn chair again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-01-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271101
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271102
SUMMARY:Slow and steady wins the race\, unless the race was yesterday.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-04-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271104
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271105
SUMMARY:This block says 'focus time.' Your recurring meetings disagree.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-07-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271107
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271108
SUMMARY:Reply to the message. It's been a draft since Tuesday.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-10-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271110
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271111
SUMMARY:You've got this. Statistically\, someone has to.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-13-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271113
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271114
SUMMARY:Every calendar has one event titled just '???'. This is a safe spac
 e.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-17-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271117
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271118
SUMMARY:Someone is glad you exist today\, and it isn't just the calendar.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-19-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271119
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271120
SUMMARY:Close six tabs. You will not miss them. Probably.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-22-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271122
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271123
SUMMARY:Nothing scheduled today. That was\, in fact\, the plan.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-25-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271125
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271126
SUMMARY:Leap day: the date your yearly reminders never know what to do with
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-28-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271128
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271129
SUMMARY:You did the boring task. Nobody clapped. It still counted.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-11-30-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271130
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271201
SUMMARY:This note has no location\, because neither do your goals. Kidding.
  Mostly.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-04-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271204
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271205
SUMMARY:Clocks change tonight. One hour of sleep\, gone. No undo.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-07-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271207
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271208
SUMMARY:Slow days count too. Growing looks like nothing from the outside.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-10-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271210
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271211
SUMMARY:Take the walk. The problem will still be here\, but smaller.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-14-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271214
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271215
SUMMARY:Great news: expectations are low and you're clearing them.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-17-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271217
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271218
SUMMARY:Your event has 14 attendees and 0 decisions. Peak scheduling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-20-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271220
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271221
SUMMARY:Eat something that wasn't invented by a vending machine.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-22-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271222
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271223
SUMMARY:Believe in yourself. The bar is on the floor and you're a professio
 nal.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271224
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271225
SUMMARY:You color-coded the chaos. It's still chaos\, but it's aesthetic no
 w.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-26-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271226
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271227
SUMMARY:Two minutes of tidying now\, one less sigh later.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2027-12-29-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20270101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20271229
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20271230
SUMMARY:Today's goal: fewer open loops than yesterday. High drama\, low sta
 kes.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280101
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280102
SUMMARY:Stretch. You're folded like a lawn chair again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-04-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280104
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280105
SUMMARY:Congrats on surviving a Monday that had the audacity to be a Tuesda
 y.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-07-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280107
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280108
SUMMARY:Marked as free\, not busy. This note asks nothing of you. Unlike yo
 ur inbox.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-10-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280110
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280111
SUMMARY:Whatever happened yesterday doesn't get a recurring event. Let it e
 nd.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-14-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280114
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280115
SUMMARY:Reply to the message. It's been a draft since Tuesday.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-18-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280118
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280119
SUMMARY:You're not procrastinating. You're pre-heating.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-22-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280122
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280123
SUMMARY:Reminder set for 10 minutes ago: you're already late in principle.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-24-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280124
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280125
SUMMARY:Close six tabs. You will not miss them. Probably.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-27-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280127
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280128
SUMMARY:Ambitious of you to set an alarm you had no intention of respecting
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-01-31-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280131
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280201
SUMMARY:Your busiest day is marked 'tentative.' Emotionally accurate.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-02-03-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280203
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280204
SUMMARY:You've handled every worst day so far. Perfect record. Keep it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-02-05-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280205
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280206
SUMMARY:You did the boring task. Nobody clapped. It still counted.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-02-09-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280209
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280210
SUMMARY:Your future self called. Straight to voicemail\, as usual.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-02-12-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280212
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280213
SUMMARY:That invite has sat on 'needs a reply' for a week. Relatable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-02-15-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280215
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280216
SUMMARY:Take the walk. The problem will still be here\, but smaller.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-02-17-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280217
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280218
SUMMARY:Inbox zero is a myth\, like work-life balance and matching socks.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-02-20-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280220
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280221
SUMMARY:This one repeats until you deal with it. No end date. No mercy.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-02-23-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280223
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280224
SUMMARY:The busy will pass. So will the quiet. Notice both while they last.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-02-27-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280227
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280228
SUMMARY:Eat something that wasn't invented by a vending machine.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-02-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280302
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280303
SUMMARY:You've earned a break from the thing you have not started.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-04-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280304
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280305
SUMMARY:Time zone check: it's 'too late' somewhere and 'not yet' in your he
 art.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-08-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280308
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280309
SUMMARY:Two minutes of tidying now\, one less sigh later.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-10-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280310
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280311
SUMMARY:Wow\, a whole to-do list. Manifesting\, are we?
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-13-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280313
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280314
SUMMARY:You have a free hour. It got double-booked by two kinds of avoidanc
 e.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-16-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280316
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280317
SUMMARY:Put the phone down first. The scroll will wait. It's patient.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-19-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280319
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280320
SUMMARY:The plan was flawless until the part where you had to do it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-21-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280321
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280322
SUMMARY:Starts: now. Ends: whenever you stop scrolling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-24-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280324
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280325
SUMMARY:You don't have to earn rest. It's not a reward\, it's maintenance.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-27-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280327
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280328
SUMMARY:Say the thing kindly. Future you hates unsent messages.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-03-30-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280330
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280331
SUMMARY:Reminder: 'I'll remember it' is not a system. It is a hope.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-04-02-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280402
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280403
SUMMARY:Your 9am is recurring. So is your 8:55 panic. Beautiful symmetry.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-04-06-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280406
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280407
SUMMARY:Progress before perfect. Perfect isn't coming\; it RSVP'd no.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-04-08-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280408
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280409
SUMMARY:Multitasking: doing several things poorly at the same convenient ti
 me.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-04-12-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280412
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280413
SUMMARY:That 'quick sync' has no end time. A meeting that repeats forever.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-04-15-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280415
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280416
SUMMARY:Someone is glad you exist today\, and it isn't just the calendar.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-04-19-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280419
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280420
SUMMARY:You can do hard things. You can also do easy things first.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-04-22-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280422
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280423
SUMMARY:Bold of that meeting to exist. Bolder of you to attend.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-04-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280424
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280425
SUMMARY:You declined the meeting but kept the dread. Bold move.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-04-28-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280428
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280429
SUMMARY:Unclench your jaw. There\, that's the one.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-02-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280502
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280503
SUMMARY:You could start now\, or wait until it's a crisis. Dealer's choice.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-05-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280505
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280506
SUMMARY:Monday to Friday\, every week. The weekend is the exception. Cheris
 h it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-08-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280508
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280509
SUMMARY:Slow days count too. Growing looks like nothing from the outside.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-11-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280511
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280512
SUMMARY:Ask for the help. People like being useful\; let's find out.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-15-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280515
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280516
SUMMARY:Impressive how 'quick task' has been open for eleven days.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-18-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280518
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280519
SUMMARY:You set three reminders. You will ignore all three\, in order.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-22-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280522
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280523
SUMMARY:Done is a lovely place. Visit it more often.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-24-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280524
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280525
SUMMARY:New week\, same you\, marginally better snacks. We take those.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-27-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280527
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280528
SUMMARY:This block says 'focus time.' Your recurring meetings disagree.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-05-30-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280530
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280531
SUMMARY:Water the plant. It has fewer options than you do.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-02-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280602
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280603
SUMMARY:You said you'd 'circle back.' The circle is now a full lap track.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-04-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280604
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280605
SUMMARY:Every calendar has one event titled just '???'. This is a safe spac
 e.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-06-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280606
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280607
SUMMARY:It's okay to close the laptop with things unfinished. There will be
  more.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-10-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280610
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280611
SUMMARY:Fresh air is free and suspiciously effective.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-12-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280612
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280613
SUMMARY:Deadline: the ancient art of doing a week's work in an afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-15-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280615
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280616
SUMMARY:Leap day: the date your yearly reminders never know what to do with
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-18-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280618
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280619
SUMMARY:Write it down. Your brain is for thinking\, not storage.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-21-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280621
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280622
SUMMARY:You're one 'per my last email' away from your final form.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-23-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280623
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280624
SUMMARY:Clocks change tonight. One hour of sleep\, gone. No undo.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-26-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280626
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280627
SUMMARY:You are allowed to change the plan. The plan works for you\, not th
 e reverse.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-06-30-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280630
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280701
SUMMARY:Go to bed. The internet will regenerate overnight.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-04-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280704
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280705
SUMMARY:Self-care is great\, but have you tried doing the thing? Wild idea.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-07-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280707
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280708
SUMMARY:Your event has 14 attendees and 0 decisions. Peak scheduling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-11-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280711
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280712
SUMMARY:Celebrate the small win. The big one is made of these.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-13-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280713
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280714
SUMMARY:Congratulations\, you found this note instead of the task. Classic.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-15-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280715
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280716
SUMMARY:You color-coded the chaos. It's still chaos\, but it's aesthetic no
 w.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-18-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280718
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280719
SUMMARY:Hard season? Shorten the to-do list\, not your patience with yourse
 lf.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-20-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280720
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280721
SUMMARY:Be a little brave before noon. It sets the tone.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-22-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280722
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280723
SUMMARY:Your goals are in another castle. Again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280724
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280725
SUMMARY:'Lunch' is the only non-negotiable recurring event. As it should be
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-28-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280728
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280729
SUMMARY:Tomorrow-you would love a five-minute head start today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-07-31-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280731
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280801
SUMMARY:Everything is fine. This is fine. The calendar is fine. You're fine
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-04-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280804
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280805
SUMMARY:You accepted a 'maybe.' Schrodinger would like a word.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-07-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280807
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280808
SUMMARY:You survived every previous Monday. Solid track record.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-09-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280809
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280810
SUMMARY:Optimism is just a lack of information. Stay uninformed. Thrive.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-11-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280811
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280812
SUMMARY:The all-hands has an agenda item called 'other.' Godspeed.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-14-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280814
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280815
SUMMARY:The version of you from a year ago would be amazed. Really.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-17-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280817
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280818
SUMMARY:Pick the frog. Eat it first. Feel smug all afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-21-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280821
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280822
SUMMARY:You've opened this app three times to avoid one email. Efficient.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280824
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280825
SUMMARY:Your calendar and your energy are in different time zones today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-27-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280827
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280828
SUMMARY:Fold the laundry off the chair. You know the chair.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-08-31-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280831
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280901
SUMMARY:Slow and steady wins the race\, unless the race was yesterday.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-03-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280903
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280904
SUMMARY:No guest list on this one. Just you\, being quietly cheered on.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-06-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280906
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280907
SUMMARY:Ask how you're actually doing\, then answer honestly. Just to you i
 s fine.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-09-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280909
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280910
SUMMARY:Take the compliment. Just say thanks. Don't argue with it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-13-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280913
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280914
SUMMARY:You've got this. Statistically\, someone has to.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-16-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280916
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280917
SUMMARY:You moved the workout to 'later.' Later never got a date.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-19-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280919
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280920
SUMMARY:Momentum beats motivation. Start\; the feeling catches up.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-21-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280921
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280922
SUMMARY:Nothing scheduled today. That was\, in fact\, the plan.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-25-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280925
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280926
SUMMARY:Free time status: busy being free of any actual plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-28-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280928
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20280929
SUMMARY:Not every day needs a win. Some just need to be gotten through. Thi
 s counts.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-09-30-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20280930
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281001
SUMMARY:It's fine to do it badly the first time. That's how firsts work.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-04-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281004
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281005
SUMMARY:This note has no location\, because neither do your goals. Kidding.
  Mostly.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-08-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281008
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281009
SUMMARY:Someone scheduled a meeting to plan the meeting. It's meetings all 
 the way down.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-11-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281011
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281012
SUMMARY:Breathe out longer than you breathe in. Sneaky little reset.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-14-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281014
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281015
SUMMARY:Great news: expectations are low and you're clearing them.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-18-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281018
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281019
SUMMARY:Your 'out of office' is the most productive thing on the calendar.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-21-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281021
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281022
SUMMARY:You are not behind. Time is just ambitious.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-24-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281024
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281025
SUMMARY:Believe in yourself. The bar is on the floor and you're a professio
 nal.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-27-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281027
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281028
SUMMARY:Two events\, same slot\, again. The calendar can double-book\; you 
 can't.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-29-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281029
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281030
SUMMARY:You showed up. On the hard days\, that is the whole achievement.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-10-31-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281031
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281101
SUMMARY:Small win: you opened the calendar instead of the news.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-03-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281103
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281104
SUMMARY:Today's goal: fewer open loops than yesterday. High drama\, low sta
 kes.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-06-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281106
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281107
SUMMARY:That one Tuesday you rescheduled thinks it's special. It is.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-08-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281108
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281109
SUMMARY:Drink water. Coffee is an argument\, not water.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-11-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281111
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281112
SUMMARY:You are doing amazing\, per the very forgiving metric you chose.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-15-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281115
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281116
SUMMARY:You RSVP'd yes to brunch and no to your responsibilities. Balanced.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-17-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281117
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281118
SUMMARY:Be kind to yourself. You are doing better than this calendar implie
 s.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-19-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281119
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281120
SUMMARY:You woke up on time. Let's not peak too early.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-23-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281123
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281124
SUMMARY:Progress is progress. Even the kind only you would call progress.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-26-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281126
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281127
SUMMARY:A 30-minute event\, 5 minutes of content\, and a lifetime of 'any q
 uestions?'
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-11-29-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281129
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281130
SUMMARY:Start the smallest possible version. The rest is negotiable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-02-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281202
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281203
SUMMARY:You rescheduled it again. Bold. Committed. To not doing it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-04-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281204
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281205
SUMMARY:The calendar week starts on Monday or Sunday. Nobody's happy. That'
 s calendars.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-07-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281207
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281208
SUMMARY:Made it to the end of the month. Low bar. Cleared it anyway. Proud 
 of you.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-10-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281210
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281211
SUMMARY:Rest is on the schedule too. It's just badly attended.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-14-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281214
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281215
SUMMARY:A wise person once said 'later.' You've really run with that.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-18-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281218
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281219
SUMMARY:"Gym" has repeated weekly since March. The event is the consistent 
 part.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-22-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281222
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281223
SUMMARY:One thing today. The other things will keep. They always do.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-24-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281224
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281225
SUMMARY:Motivation is on its way. Stuck in the same traffic as your plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-26-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281226
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281227
SUMMARY:All-day event. Like your to-do list. Forever.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2028-12-29-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20280101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20281229
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20281230
SUMMARY:Stretch. You're folded like a lawn chair again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290101
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290102
SUMMARY:Start the smallest possible version. The rest is negotiable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-04-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290104
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290105
SUMMARY:Optimism is just a lack of information. Stay uninformed. Thrive.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-07-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290107
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290108
SUMMARY:A 30-minute event\, 5 minutes of content\, and a lifetime of 'any q
 uestions?'
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-10-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290110
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290111
SUMMARY:Ask how you're actually doing\, then answer honestly. Just to you i
 s fine.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-13-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290113
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290114
SUMMARY:Rest is on the schedule too. It's just badly attended.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-16-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290116
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290117
SUMMARY:You've opened this app three times to avoid one email. Efficient.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-19-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290119
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290120
SUMMARY:The calendar week starts on Monday or Sunday. Nobody's happy. That'
 s calendars.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-23-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290123
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290124
SUMMARY:One thing today. The other things will keep. They always do.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-26-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290126
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290127
SUMMARY:Slow and steady wins the race\, unless the race was yesterday.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-01-29-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290129
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290130
SUMMARY:"Gym" has repeated weekly since March. The event is the consistent 
 part.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-02-01-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290201
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290202
SUMMARY:Not every day needs a win. Some just need to be gotten through. Thi
 s counts.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-02-04-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290204
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290205
SUMMARY:Stretch. You're folded like a lawn chair again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-02-07-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290207
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290208
SUMMARY:You've got this. Statistically\, someone has to.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-02-10-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290210
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290211
SUMMARY:All-day event. Like your to-do list. Forever.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-02-13-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290213
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290214
SUMMARY:Reply to the message. It's been a draft since Tuesday.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-02-17-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290217
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290218
SUMMARY:Nothing scheduled today. That was\, in fact\, the plan.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-02-21-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290221
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290222
SUMMARY:Marked as free\, not busy. This note asks nothing of you. Unlike yo
 ur inbox.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-02-25-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290225
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290226
SUMMARY:You showed up. On the hard days\, that is the whole achievement.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-02-27-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290227
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290228
SUMMARY:Close six tabs. You will not miss them. Probably.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-03-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290303
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290304
SUMMARY:This note has no location\, because neither do your goals. Kidding.
  Mostly.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-05-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290305
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290306
SUMMARY:Reminder set for 10 minutes ago: you're already late in principle.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-08-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290308
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290309
SUMMARY:You did the boring task. Nobody clapped. It still counted.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-10-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290310
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290311
SUMMARY:Great news: expectations are low and you're clearing them.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-12-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290312
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290313
SUMMARY:Your busiest day is marked 'tentative.' Emotionally accurate.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-15-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290315
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290316
SUMMARY:Take the walk. The problem will still be here\, but smaller.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-19-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290319
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290320
SUMMARY:Believe in yourself. The bar is on the floor and you're a professio
 nal.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-21-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290321
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290322
SUMMARY:That invite has sat on 'needs a reply' for a week. Relatable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-24-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290324
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290325
SUMMARY:Be kind to yourself. You are doing better than this calendar implie
 s.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-27-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290327
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290328
SUMMARY:Eat something that wasn't invented by a vending machine.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-03-29-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290329
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290330
SUMMARY:Today's goal: fewer open loops than yesterday. High drama\, low sta
 kes.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-01-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290401
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290402
SUMMARY:This one repeats until you deal with it. No end date. No mercy.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-05-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290405
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290406
SUMMARY:Two minutes of tidying now\, one less sigh later.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-08-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290408
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290409
SUMMARY:You are doing amazing\, per the very forgiving metric you chose.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-11-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290411
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290412
SUMMARY:Time zone check: it's 'too late' somewhere and 'not yet' in your he
 art.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-14-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290414
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290415
SUMMARY:Made it to the end of the month. Low bar. Cleared it anyway. Proud 
 of you.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-16-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290416
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290417
SUMMARY:Put the phone down first. The scroll will wait. It's patient.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-18-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290418
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290419
SUMMARY:Progress is progress. Even the kind only you would call progress.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-21-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290421
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290422
SUMMARY:You have a free hour. It got double-booked by two kinds of avoidanc
 e.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-23-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290423
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290424
SUMMARY:Say the thing kindly. Future you hates unsent messages.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-26-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290426
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290427
SUMMARY:You rescheduled it again. Bold. Committed. To not doing it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-04-30-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290430
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290501
SUMMARY:Starts: now. Ends: whenever you stop scrolling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-03-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290503
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290504
SUMMARY:Whatever happened yesterday doesn't get a recurring event. Let it e
 nd.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-05-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290505
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290506
SUMMARY:Progress before perfect. Perfect isn't coming\; it RSVP'd no.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-08-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290508
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290509
SUMMARY:A wise person once said 'later.' You've really run with that.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-10-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290510
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290511
SUMMARY:Your 9am is recurring. So is your 8:55 panic. Beautiful symmetry.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-14-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290514
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290515
SUMMARY:You can do hard things. You can also do easy things first.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-17-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290517
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290518
SUMMARY:Motivation is on its way. Stuck in the same traffic as your plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-20-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290520
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290521
SUMMARY:That 'quick sync' has no end time. A meeting that repeats forever.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-22-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290522
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290523
SUMMARY:Unclench your jaw. There\, that's the one.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-25-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290525
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290526
SUMMARY:Congrats on surviving a Monday that had the audacity to be a Tuesda
 y.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-28-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290528
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290529
SUMMARY:You declined the meeting but kept the dread. Bold move.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-05-31-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290531
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290601
SUMMARY:You've handled every worst day so far. Perfect record. Keep it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-06-03-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290603
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290604
SUMMARY:Ask for the help. People like being useful\; let's find out.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-06-06-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290606
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290607
SUMMARY:You're not procrastinating. You're pre-heating.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-06-10-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290610
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290611
SUMMARY:Monday to Friday\, every week. The weekend is the exception. Cheris
 h it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-06-14-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290614
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290615
SUMMARY:Done is a lovely place. Visit it more often.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-06-18-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290618
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290619
SUMMARY:Ambitious of you to set an alarm you had no intention of respecting
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-06-21-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290621
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290622
SUMMARY:You set three reminders. You will ignore all three\, in order.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-06-24-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290624
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290625
SUMMARY:The busy will pass. So will the quiet. Notice both while they last.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-06-27-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290627
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290628
SUMMARY:Water the plant. It has fewer options than you do.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-01-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290701
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290702
SUMMARY:Your future self called. Straight to voicemail\, as usual.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-05-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290705
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290706
SUMMARY:This block says 'focus time.' Your recurring meetings disagree.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-07-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290707
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290708
SUMMARY:Fresh air is free and suspiciously effective.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-11-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290711
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290712
SUMMARY:Inbox zero is a myth\, like work-life balance and matching socks.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-14-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290714
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290715
SUMMARY:Every calendar has one event titled just '???'. This is a safe spac
 e.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-17-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290717
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290718
SUMMARY:You don't have to earn rest. It's not a reward\, it's maintenance.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-21-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290721
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290722
SUMMARY:Write it down. Your brain is for thinking\, not storage.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-24-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290724
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290725
SUMMARY:You've earned a break from the thing you have not started.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-26-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290726
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290727
SUMMARY:Leap day: the date your yearly reminders never know what to do with
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-07-30-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290730
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290731
SUMMARY:Go to bed. The internet will regenerate overnight.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-02-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290802
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290803
SUMMARY:Wow\, a whole to-do list. Manifesting\, are we?
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-05-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290805
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290806
SUMMARY:Clocks change tonight. One hour of sleep\, gone. No undo.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-07-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290807
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290808
SUMMARY:Celebrate the small win. The big one is made of these.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-10-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290810
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290811
SUMMARY:The plan was flawless until the part where you had to do it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-14-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290814
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290815
SUMMARY:Your event has 14 attendees and 0 decisions. Peak scheduling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-18-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290818
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290819
SUMMARY:Someone is glad you exist today\, and it isn't just the calendar.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-22-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290822
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290823
SUMMARY:Be a little brave before noon. It sets the tone.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-25-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290825
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290826
SUMMARY:Reminder: 'I'll remember it' is not a system. It is a hope.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-27-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290827
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290828
SUMMARY:You color-coded the chaos. It's still chaos\, but it's aesthetic no
 w.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-08-30-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290830
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290831
SUMMARY:Tomorrow-you would love a five-minute head start today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-02-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290902
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290903
SUMMARY:Multitasking: doing several things poorly at the same convenient ti
 me.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-04-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290904
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290905
SUMMARY:'Lunch' is the only non-negotiable recurring event. As it should be
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-07-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290907
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290908
SUMMARY:Slow days count too. Growing looks like nothing from the outside.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-10-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290910
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290911
SUMMARY:You survived every previous Monday. Solid track record.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-13-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290913
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290914
SUMMARY:Bold of that meeting to exist. Bolder of you to attend.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-16-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290916
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290917
SUMMARY:You accepted a 'maybe.' Schrodinger would like a word.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-19-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290919
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290920
SUMMARY:Pick the frog. Eat it first. Feel smug all afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-21-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290921
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290922
SUMMARY:You could start now\, or wait until it's a crisis. Dealer's choice.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290924
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290925
SUMMARY:The all-hands has an agenda item called 'other.' Godspeed.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-27-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290927
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290928
SUMMARY:It's okay to close the laptop with things unfinished. There will be
  more.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-09-29-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20290929
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20290930
SUMMARY:Fold the laundry off the chair. You know the chair.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-02-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291002
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291003
SUMMARY:Impressive how 'quick task' has been open for eleven days.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-04-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291004
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291005
SUMMARY:Your calendar and your energy are in different time zones today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-06-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291006
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291007
SUMMARY:Take the compliment. Just say thanks. Don't argue with it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-10-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291010
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291011
SUMMARY:New week\, same you\, marginally better snacks. We take those.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-12-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291012
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291013
SUMMARY:No guest list on this one. Just you\, being quietly cheered on.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-14-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291014
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291015
SUMMARY:Momentum beats motivation. Start\; the feeling catches up.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-16-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291016
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291017
SUMMARY:You said you'd 'circle back.' The circle is now a full lap track.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-18-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291018
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291019
SUMMARY:You moved the workout to 'later.' Later never got a date.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-22-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291022
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291023
SUMMARY:You are allowed to change the plan. The plan works for you\, not th
 e reverse.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-25-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291025
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291026
SUMMARY:It's fine to do it badly the first time. That's how firsts work.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-28-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291028
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291029
SUMMARY:Deadline: the ancient art of doing a week's work in an afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-10-31-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291031
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291101
SUMMARY:Free time status: busy being free of any actual plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-03-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291103
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291104
SUMMARY:Breathe out longer than you breathe in. Sneaky little reset.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-06-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291106
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291107
SUMMARY:You're one 'per my last email' away from your final form.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-09-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291109
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291110
SUMMARY:Someone scheduled a meeting to plan the meeting. It's meetings all 
 the way down.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-11-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291111
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291112
SUMMARY:Hard season? Shorten the to-do list\, not your patience with yourse
 lf.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-15-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291115
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291116
SUMMARY:You are not behind. Time is just ambitious.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-17-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291117
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291118
SUMMARY:Self-care is great\, but have you tried doing the thing? Wild idea.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-20-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291120
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291121
SUMMARY:Your 'out of office' is the most productive thing on the calendar.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-23-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291123
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291124
SUMMARY:Small win: you opened the calendar instead of the news.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-27-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291127
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291128
SUMMARY:Congratulations\, you found this note instead of the task. Classic.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-11-30-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291130
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291201
SUMMARY:Two events\, same slot\, again. The calendar can double-book\; you 
 can't.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-12-04-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291204
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291205
SUMMARY:The version of you from a year ago would be amazed. Really.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-12-08-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291208
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291209
SUMMARY:Drink water. Coffee is an argument\, not water.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-12-11-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291211
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291212
SUMMARY:Your goals are in another castle. Again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-12-15-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291215
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291216
SUMMARY:That one Tuesday you rescheduled thinks it's special. It is.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-12-18-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291218
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291219
SUMMARY:You woke up on time. Let's not peak too early.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-12-22-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291222
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291223
SUMMARY:Everything is fine. This is fine. The calendar is fine. You're fine
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-12-26-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291226
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291227
SUMMARY:You RSVP'd yes to brunch and no to your responsibilities. Balanced.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-12-29-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291229
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20291230
SUMMARY:Start the smallest possible version. The rest is negotiable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2029-12-31-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20290101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20291231
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300101
SUMMARY:Optimism is just a lack of information. Stay uninformed. Thrive.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-01-04-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300104
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300105
SUMMARY:Go to bed. The internet will regenerate overnight.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-01-07-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300107
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300108
SUMMARY:A wise person once said 'later.' You've really run with that.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-01-10-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300110
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300111
SUMMARY:Starts: now. Ends: whenever you stop scrolling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-01-13-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300113
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300114
SUMMARY:Whatever happened yesterday doesn't get a recurring event. Let it e
 nd.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-01-17-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300117
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300118
SUMMARY:Celebrate the small win. The big one is made of these.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-01-21-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300121
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300122
SUMMARY:Motivation is on its way. Stuck in the same traffic as your plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-01-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300124
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300125
SUMMARY:Your 9am is recurring. So is your 8:55 panic. Beautiful symmetry.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-01-27-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300127
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300128
SUMMARY:Be a little brave before noon. It sets the tone.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-01-29-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300129
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300130
SUMMARY:Congrats on surviving a Monday that had the audacity to be a Tuesda
 y.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-01-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300201
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300202
SUMMARY:That 'quick sync' has no end time. A meeting that repeats forever.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-04-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300204
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300205
SUMMARY:You've handled every worst day so far. Perfect record. Keep it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-06-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300206
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300207
SUMMARY:Tomorrow-you would love a five-minute head start today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-08-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300208
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300209
SUMMARY:You're not procrastinating. You're pre-heating.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-10-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300210
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300211
SUMMARY:You declined the meeting but kept the dread. Bold move.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-12-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300212
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300213
SUMMARY:You survived every previous Monday. Solid track record.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-15-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300215
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300216
SUMMARY:Ambitious of you to set an alarm you had no intention of respecting
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-18-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300218
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300219
SUMMARY:Monday to Friday\, every week. The weekend is the exception. Cheris
 h it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-21-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300221
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300222
SUMMARY:The busy will pass. So will the quiet. Notice both while they last.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-24-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300224
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300225
SUMMARY:Pick the frog. Eat it first. Feel smug all afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-02-28-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300228
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300301
SUMMARY:Your future self called. Straight to voicemail\, as usual.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-02-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300302
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300303
SUMMARY:You set three reminders. You will ignore all three\, in order.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-06-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300306
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300307
SUMMARY:Fold the laundry off the chair. You know the chair.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-08-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300308
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300309
SUMMARY:Inbox zero is a myth\, like work-life balance and matching socks.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-11-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300311
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300312
SUMMARY:This block says 'focus time.' Your recurring meetings disagree.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-14-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300314
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300315
SUMMARY:Take the compliment. Just say thanks. Don't argue with it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-17-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300317
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300318
SUMMARY:You've earned a break from the thing you have not started.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-21-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300321
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300322
SUMMARY:Every calendar has one event titled just '???'. This is a safe spac
 e.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-24-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300324
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300325
SUMMARY:You don't have to earn rest. It's not a reward\, it's maintenance.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-26-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300326
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300327
SUMMARY:Momentum beats motivation. Start\; the feeling catches up.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-03-30-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300330
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300331
SUMMARY:Wow\, a whole to-do list. Manifesting\, are we?
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-01-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300401
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300402
SUMMARY:Leap day: the date your yearly reminders never know what to do with
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-03-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300403
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300404
SUMMARY:It's fine to do it badly the first time. That's how firsts work.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-06-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300406
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300407
SUMMARY:The plan was flawless until the part where you had to do it.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-10-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300410
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300411
SUMMARY:Clocks change tonight. One hour of sleep\, gone. No undo.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-13-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300413
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300414
SUMMARY:Someone is glad you exist today\, and it isn't just the calendar.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-16-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300416
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300417
SUMMARY:Breathe out longer than you breathe in. Sneaky little reset.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-18-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300418
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300419
SUMMARY:Reminder: 'I'll remember it' is not a system. It is a hope.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-21-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300421
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300422
SUMMARY:Your event has 14 attendees and 0 decisions. Peak scheduling.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-24-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300424
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300425
SUMMARY:You are not behind. Time is just ambitious.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-04-27-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300427
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300428
SUMMARY:Multitasking: doing several things poorly at the same convenient ti
 me.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-01-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300501
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300502
SUMMARY:You color-coded the chaos. It's still chaos\, but it's aesthetic no
 w.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-04-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300504
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300505
SUMMARY:Slow days count too. Growing looks like nothing from the outside.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-07-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300507
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300508
SUMMARY:Small win: you opened the calendar instead of the news.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-10-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300510
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300511
SUMMARY:Bold of that meeting to exist. Bolder of you to attend.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-12-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300512
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300513
SUMMARY:'Lunch' is the only non-negotiable recurring event. As it should be
 .
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-15-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300515
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300516
SUMMARY:Drink water. Coffee is an argument\, not water.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-19-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300519
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300520
SUMMARY:You could start now\, or wait until it's a crisis. Dealer's choice.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-22-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300522
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300523
SUMMARY:You accepted a 'maybe.' Schrodinger would like a word.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-25-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300525
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300526
SUMMARY:You woke up on time. Let's not peak too early.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-28-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300528
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300529
SUMMARY:Impressive how 'quick task' has been open for eleven days.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-05-31-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300531
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300601
SUMMARY:The all-hands has an agenda item called 'other.' Godspeed.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-06-04-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300604
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300605
SUMMARY:It's okay to close the laptop with things unfinished. There will be
  more.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-06-08-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300608
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300609
SUMMARY:Start the smallest possible version. The rest is negotiable.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-06-11-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300611
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300612
SUMMARY:New week\, same you\, marginally better snacks. We take those.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-06-14-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300614
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300615
SUMMARY:Your calendar and your energy are in different time zones today.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-06-17-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300617
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300618
SUMMARY:Rest is on the schedule too. It's just badly attended.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-06-20-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300620
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300621
SUMMARY:You said you'd 'circle back.' The circle is now a full lap track.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-06-24-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300624
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300625
SUMMARY:No guest list on this one. Just you\, being quietly cheered on.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-06-27-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300627
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300628
SUMMARY:You are allowed to change the plan. The plan works for you\, not th
 e reverse.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300701
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300702
SUMMARY:One thing today. The other things will keep. They always do.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-03-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300703
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300704
SUMMARY:Deadline: the ancient art of doing a week's work in an afternoon.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-06-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300706
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300707
SUMMARY:You moved the workout to 'later.' Later never got a date.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-10-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300710
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300711
SUMMARY:Stretch. You're folded like a lawn chair again.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-14-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300714
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300715
SUMMARY:You're one 'per my last email' away from your final form.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-17-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300717
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300718
SUMMARY:Free time status: busy being free of any actual plans.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-20-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300720
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300721
SUMMARY:Hard season? Shorten the to-do list\, not your patience with yourse
 lf.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-24-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300724
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300725
SUMMARY:Reply to the message. It's been a draft since Tuesday.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-26-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300726
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300727
SUMMARY:Self-care is great\, but have you tried doing the thing? Wild idea.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-07-29-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300729
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300730
SUMMARY:Someone scheduled a meeting to plan the meeting. It's meetings all 
 the way down.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-08-01-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300801
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300802
SUMMARY:Close six tabs. You will not miss them. Probably.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-08-04-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300804
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300805
SUMMARY:Congratulations\, you found this note instead of the task. Classic.
TRANSP:TRANSPARENT
END:VEVENT
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UID:2030-08-07-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300807
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300808
SUMMARY:Your 'out of office' is the most productive thing on the calendar.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-08-09-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300809
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300810
SUMMARY:You did the boring task. Nobody clapped. It still counted.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-08-12-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300812
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300813
SUMMARY:Your goals are in another castle. Again.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-08-16-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300816
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300817
SUMMARY:Two events\, same slot\, again. The calendar can double-book\; you 
 can't.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-08-19-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300819
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300820
SUMMARY:The version of you from a year ago would be amazed. Really.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-08-23-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300823
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300824
SUMMARY:Take the walk. The problem will still be here\, but smaller.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-08-26-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300826
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300827
SUMMARY:Everything is fine. This is fine. The calendar is fine. You're fine
 .
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-08-30-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300830
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300831
SUMMARY:That one Tuesday you rescheduled thinks it's special. It is.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-09-02-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300902
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300903
SUMMARY:Eat something that wasn't invented by a vending machine.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-09-06-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300906
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300907
SUMMARY:Optimism is just a lack of information. Stay uninformed. Thrive.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-09-08-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300908
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300909
SUMMARY:You RSVP'd yes to brunch and no to your responsibilities. Balanced.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-09-12-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300912
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300913
SUMMARY:Ask how you're actually doing\, then answer honestly. Just to you i
 s fine.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-09-16-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300916
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300917
SUMMARY:Two minutes of tidying now\, one less sigh later.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-09-19-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300919
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300920
SUMMARY:You've opened this app three times to avoid one email. Efficient.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-09-22-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300922
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300923
SUMMARY:A 30-minute event\, 5 minutes of content\, and a lifetime of 'any q
 uestions?'
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-09-24-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300924
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300925
SUMMARY:Put the phone down first. The scroll will wait. It's patient.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-09-28-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20300928
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20300929
SUMMARY:Slow and steady wins the race\, unless the race was yesterday.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-02-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301002
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301003
SUMMARY:The calendar week starts on Monday or Sunday. Nobody's happy. That'
 s calendars.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-05-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301005
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301006
SUMMARY:Not every day needs a win. Some just need to be gotten through. Thi
 s counts.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-08-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301008
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301009
SUMMARY:Say the thing kindly. Future you hates unsent messages.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-12-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301012
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301013
SUMMARY:You've got this. Statistically\, someone has to.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-15-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301015
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301016
SUMMARY:"Gym" has repeated weekly since March. The event is the consistent 
 part.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-18-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301018
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301019
SUMMARY:Progress before perfect. Perfect isn't coming\; it RSVP'd no.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-21-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301021
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301022
SUMMARY:Nothing scheduled today. That was\, in fact\, the plan.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-25-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301025
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301026
SUMMARY:All-day event. Like your to-do list. Forever.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-28-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301028
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301029
SUMMARY:You can do hard things. You can also do easy things first.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-10-31-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301031
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301101
SUMMARY:This note has no location\, because neither do your goals. Kidding.
  Mostly.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-04-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301104
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301105
SUMMARY:Marked as free\, not busy. This note asks nothing of you. Unlike yo
 ur inbox.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-06-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301106
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301107
SUMMARY:You showed up. On the hard days\, that is the whole achievement.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-08-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301108
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301109
SUMMARY:Unclench your jaw. There\, that's the one.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-11-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301111
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301112
SUMMARY:Great news: expectations are low and you're clearing them.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-14-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301114
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301115
SUMMARY:Reminder set for 10 minutes ago: you're already late in principle.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-17-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301117
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301118
SUMMARY:Ask for the help. People like being useful\; let's find out.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-21-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301121
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301122
SUMMARY:Believe in yourself. The bar is on the floor and you're a professio
 nal.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-23-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301123
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301124
SUMMARY:Your busiest day is marked 'tentative.' Emotionally accurate.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-25-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301125
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301126
SUMMARY:Be kind to yourself. You are doing better than this calendar implie
 s.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-11-28-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301128
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301129
SUMMARY:Done is a lovely place. Visit it more often.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-02-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301202
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301203
SUMMARY:Today's goal: fewer open loops than yesterday. High drama\, low sta
 kes.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-05-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301205
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301206
SUMMARY:That invite has sat on 'needs a reply' for a week. Relatable.
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-07-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301207
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301208
SUMMARY:Water the plant. It has fewer options than you do.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-11-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301211
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301212
SUMMARY:You are doing amazing\, per the very forgiving metric you chose.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-15-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301215
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301216
SUMMARY:This one repeats until you deal with it. No end date. No mercy.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-18-sincere@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301218
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301219
SUMMARY:Made it to the end of the month. Low bar. Cleared it anyway. Proud 
 of you.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-21-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301221
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301222
SUMMARY:Fresh air is free and suspiciously effective.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-25-snark@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301225
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301226
SUMMARY:Progress is progress. Even the kind only you would call progress.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-29-calendar-joke@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301229
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20301230
SUMMARY:Time zone check: it's 'too late' somewhere and 'not yet' in your he
 art.
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:2030-12-31-gentle@kashcal.onekash.org
DTSTAMP:20300101T000000Z
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20301231
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20310101
SUMMARY:Write it down. Your brain is for thinking\, not storage.
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